Red Bull Shot

by Caffeine Riot on September 12, 2009

Red Bull Shot
Distributed by Red Bull USA

A Red Bull can with dwarfism, basically.

Caffeine Content: 80mg/2oz.

Image from Flickr via Mr. Smashy (Original on Right)

Image from Flickr via Mr. Smashy (Original on Right)

Ingredients: Water, surcrose, glucose, Taurine, citric acid, Sodium Citrate, Caffeine, Glucuronolactone, inositol, niacinamide, calcium pantothenate, pyridoxine HCL, Vitamin b12, sucralose, ascorbic acid (antioxidant), Natural and Artifical flavors, Color

Can Design: Like a teeny tiny Red Bull can. Though if you take off the wrapper, it’s a clear vial.

Lethal Stats (per 2 oz.):
Caffeine Intox.(?): about 4 shots
Hospitalization Amt.(?): 37 shots
Kill Count: 151 shots

Kick(?): It’s water and sugar. Mostly. It’s really sweet, so that may shock you awake. Not to mention the sugar will find you before any of the other ingredients will.

Buzz(?): From almost awake to awake. There isn’t a major buzz, only a pleasant elimination of tired. Probably about what you would expect for 80mg.

Taste: Imagine a Red Bull, but concentrated into 2 oz. Insanely sweet, adequately Red Bull, but a little watered down.

Design: It looks like a Red Bull. And if you take off the wrapper, it looks kind of like you’re a scientist about to test it for something. Pretty nifty.

All in all, this was a really half-ass attempt to get in on the shot market. Honestly? If Red Bull would have doubled their caffeine content and THEN threw these on the market, we’d be a little happier.

Difficulty of Procurement: Where most shots are. Not much more to it.

Red Bull Series:
OriginalSugarfreeCola

Shots:
OriginalSugarfree

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