It should be known that we’re the type of people to mix three different shots, a NOS, and a crushed No-Doz into a Coca Cola shot glass. We’re also the type to pour the leftover shots into an ice tray and freeze them overnight.
And for some reason, the taste Monster has chosen for their shots greatly supports the latter.
Introducing Hitman³. Currently only available in original and LoBo, but we don’t care. We have shots in a solid state.
Original is the lime-colored cubes, LoBo is the piss-colored ones.
There are about 24 mg of caffeine per cube, which lets you track your intake a little more accurately. Minor buzz? Add another cube! Feeling a little sleepy? Add another cube!
College kids across the nation will thank us profusely. Or at least, that’s what we’re hoping.
If a Hitman-sicle doesn’t sound absolutely great for a hot summer day… we may just have to sneak one in your Coke glass when you’re not looking.
Be careful when they melt, though. Originals get sticky and LoBos get powdery.
Really, the only way our Hitman³ could be cooler is if we poured them into these. Or put them in some liquid nitrogen. Either works.
