Caffeine really does get a bad rap. Don’t we know it. If I start downing a Red Bull Cola in history class, my teacher goes, “Caffeine is bad for you!”
I mean, really. Red Bull Cola doesn’t have any caffeine in it. Kinda.
Okay, maybe a little.
But my point still stands. Caffeine is viewed as unhealthy, when it has so many wonderful effects! One of the most important being superior braining. If you have no freakin’ idea what that even means, it’s basically this:
Caffeine helps you learn. Like a motherf**ker. Not kidding.
Just make sure you get the sugary stuff. It’s been proven that artificial sweeteners… any artificial sweeteners mess with the brain’s inner workings. Temporarily, of course, but enough so that the caffeine you ingest to gain magical braining powers does basically nil.
Monster, your Lo-carb is destroyed. Again.
/<3
P.S. Braining can also mean “to smack someone in the head.” While caffeine won’t necessarily make you better at that, it can help you devise tactics to do so quickly and efficiently. Why you’d need to is none of our business.
