Top 10 Things to Do While On Caffeine

by Caffeine Riot on July 1, 2009

10. Play Guitar Hero

While we realize Guitar Hero is overhyped (hah, get it?), the combination of adrenaline and frustration is just too good to resist. It also makes for great internet TV.

Mad guitar skills not guaranteed.

Mad guitar skills not guaranteed.

9. Play BS.

Only because lying while caffeinated has to be one of the greatest things invented by man.

See also #4.

See also #4.

8. Extreme Origami

More paper cuts=more hardcore sculptures.

This took 40 hours to fold. 40 long, caffeinated hours.

This took 40 hours to fold. 40 long, caffeinated hours.

The picture is a link if you want to check it out.

7. Bounce off the walls. Literally.

As in:

Be sure to ignore any death stares you may get from those who skipped their coffee this morning.

Be sure to ignore any death stares you may get from those who skipped their coffee this morning.

6. Do this: How Caffeinated Are You?

We’ll wait.

5. Parkour.

If there was ever a sport made of win…

Everything's more fun when there's a chance of injury. Horrible, horrible injury.

Everything's more fun when there's a chance of injury. Horrible, horrible injury.

4. Debate.

Facilitates quick thinking… and speaking. Who cares if they understand you?

We're willing to bet Obama's caffeinated... at least some of the time.

We're willing to bet Obama's caffeinated... at least some of the time.

3. Hit people with noodles.

Because what’s more fun than smacking someone with a wet noodle?

Any kind of noodle works, but we actually meant this kind.

Any kind of noodle works, but we actually meant this kind.

2. Build a freaking spiderweb.

We realize humans do not possess this ability, but, hey, it’s worth a shot.

Freaking. Awesome.

Freaking. Awesome.

1. Two words…

Nerf Gun.

It's called a Vulcan... A <i>Vulcan</i>.

It's called a Vulcan... A Vulcan.

Caffeinated yet?

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

1 noelle July 9, 2009 at 12:03 am

I LOVE this! =D great ideas

2 Kara July 12, 2009 at 12:46 pm

^.^ Thanks! Glad you like it!
/<3

3 Taillow July 30, 2009 at 6:37 am

haha. i liek newdlez. :3

4 tanya October 25, 2009 at 3:30 pm

lol like this but hay her a new one for u sky diving while on three cans of energy drink it better then extreme origami unless u like origami

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